[guest commentary by Paladin]
Hi, Kids! Welcome to the
Brave New World(!!)
... where everyone is happy all the time, and where everyone's cares are lovingly and skillfully handled by Big Broth...--(*ahem*)--Dear Earnest Author of Total Healthcare!
Here's what you can look forward to, in your new Healthcare Entitlement for/from Lofty Liberals:
1) Affordable healthcare for everyone... for only $11,000-15,000/year!.
That's for all the good boys and girls, mind you; if anyone doesn't pay their fair share of the plan supported by Master Obama, Leader Of Civilized Humanity and his faithful servants (naughty, naughty!), they'll have to have:
2) 2.5% of their allowance taken away (as a "naughty, naughty fee").
For those who are REALLY naughty, and don't even play nice and say "I'm sorry" by paying their "naughty, naughty" fee (Boo! Hiss! Bad boys and girls!), then Master Obama, Leader Of Civilized Humanity and his faithful servants will have to send them to a little bit of:
3) time out, which good little boys and girls know as "Play Right, I Say, Or No Supper!" (1-5 years).
Happy, happy, joy, joy!! Let's finish our worship session with the refrain from our new National Anthem:
"Barack Hussein Obama... Mmm, Mmm, Mmm!"
Until next time, boys, and girls... be good, and remember: freedom is only freedom if unwanted leech-babies are removed by good doctors (or halfway-reasonable facsimiles with a dose of RU-486), or if you're following Master Obama, Leader Of Civilized Humanity and his faithful servants!
Love,
Paladin
Civilian Re-Education (CaRE) Center #5, Cell Block #3
Exact Whereabouts Withheld for National Security Reasons
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4 comments:
LOL, outstanding! See you in the reeducation camps.
Was this supposed to amusing or funny. Were your acronyms supposed to be clever. Is this what passes for humor amongst conservatives?? Consider me bored.
:) All hail the resident troll! (Yay!)
Hint, Jake: for a troll to call anyone "boring" is an exercise in irony that outstrips the powers of mere mortals. Well done!
You might consider spreading your question marks out a bit, too; you're missing two of them.
I've got news for you from the real world. Many families - the self-employed, for instance - already pay 11,000 to 15,000 for insurance for an average family. For a large family of median income, health insurance is not an option, not unless you want to be able to feed your kids as well.
It's really getting pretty boring:
to the left, Obama is a god; to the right, he's a demon. Please, you have to be a great man to be either. He's a mediocre man playing the same game his predecessors have played.
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